at least she has her own office

I just realized that our accountant uses a hotmail address, which does not inspire confidence. But I'm fairly sure our last accountant hadn't heard of the Internet, so at least we upgraded.

the problem with using a baby as an alarm clock:

He doesn't adjust for daylight savings.

overheard while getting coffee this morning

girl at the counter: Do you want that toasted?

customer: No, no toast. I don't eat anything toasted. I haven't had toast in seven years.

kung fu fightin'