Monday, May 12, 2008

absolute diaper

ab·so·lute dia·per [ab-suh-loot dahy-per]

–noun

The highly dangerous state in which the only clean diaper in the house is being worn by the baby: "We reached absolute diaper for the first time, this morning. It was terrifying."

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not even newborn size?

Even if it looks like a bikini diaper it's better than nothing.

Or you could be like the Chinese and have him go completely w/o diapers. Eeewww.

9:50 PM  

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