taglines follow up/the best of g.o.

A big thanks to everyone at digg and stumbled upon for all the hits. A welcome result has been some great reader/digg-er generated “honest” taglines. Here are some of my favorites:

Twitter: What are you doing? How about now? ...and now?
Facebook: A free social network. Now valued at $15 billion!
Facebook: Find all the people from your past you've been trying so very hard to forget.
The Internet: Making sure you don't get work done ever!
The Republican Party: We care about children. Until they're born.
Democrats: We care about people. Until they vote for us.
Google: Someday the rest of you will learn how to search.
Google: Are we a verb yet?
Digg.com: You're not surfing the web on company time, you're "Buzz Monitoring".
Walmart: Trying to make you satisfied, with a lower quality of life.
E-Vite: When you care enough to do the very least.
Disney: It's not creepy, it's for kids!
eBay: People buy your crap.

For those new to this blog, here's some of my favorite stuff from the last year and a half:

we are starbucks

fruit: a risk vs. reward analysis

memories of family cars

ikea by southwest

notes from two weeks of parenthood

jewge

a ny doctor’s office

tv

the ninja and the monkey