seven things I learned while watching the movie 300
1. Spartans were total bad-asses. The men of all the other Greek city-states were wusses.
2. When a warrior king makes love to his queen for the last time before going off to die in battle, he must do so in as many positions as possible.
3. If you’re a Spartan warrior packing for several days of intense warfare, you’ll need the following: sword, shield, helmet, cape, thong, comfortable shoes (optional).
4. In stark contrast to most Greek men, Spartan warriors had no body hair.
5. The children of Sparta were allowed to run about freely, despite the presence of a giant pit of death in the middle of city.
6. The Persian Empire was once ruled by a half-god, half-RuPaul.
7. A disfigured hunchback wannabe-Spartan warrior sold out the greatest army in history so he could participate in a Persian orgy.
posted by Justin at 12:11 AM
4 Comments:
We learned in Western Civ class that Spartans drank a lot.
I leaned in a Humanities class (taught by an instructor who loved Freud) that it's possible the reason Spartans fought so fiercly is because they were fighting beside their lovers. Think about it, this starts to make sense. They took the boys at a young age, threw them together in close quarters for years, taught them together etc, it makes sense that they might have formed bonds beyond the patriarchal bullshit 300 shouts about.
It's a flawed theory, but a theory all the same. It also made sitting through 2 a two hour war scene (occasionally broken-up by sex)more interesting.
hahahahahahha !!!
body hair lo000000l Persian orgy -.-
lo0l !
I learned that the reason Spartan women raise such strong men has something do with their overly pointed/weird-looking nipples.
Never knew their was a correlation before.
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