if taglines were honest
iPod: It’ll break in a year, but by then you’ll want the new one.
Apple: You think you need it, we know you just want it.
Ikea: One day you’ll be able to afford real furniture.
Hummer: Get the attention you’ve always craved. While filling up the gas tank again.
Taco Bell: You’re drunk and we’re still open.
Zipcar: So convenient that you’ll ignore the high rates AND the dog hair.
Southwest Airlines: On your marks, get set, find a seat!
UHaul: We don’t guarantee availability because we can get away with it.
PopTarts: Until you realize how disgusting they are, we’ll keep making them.
Ben and Jerry’s: Whoah, dude, did you eat that whole thing?
Krispy Kreme: Less filling, just as fattening.
McDonalds: Always a good idea. Until afterwards.
Starbucks: Long lines, high prices and the best legal high available.
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Apple: You think you need it, we know you just want it.
Ikea: One day you’ll be able to afford real furniture.
Hummer: Get the attention you’ve always craved. While filling up the gas tank again.
Taco Bell: You’re drunk and we’re still open.
Zipcar: So convenient that you’ll ignore the high rates AND the dog hair.
Southwest Airlines: On your marks, get set, find a seat!
UHaul: We don’t guarantee availability because we can get away with it.
PopTarts: Until you realize how disgusting they are, we’ll keep making them.
Ben and Jerry’s: Whoah, dude, did you eat that whole thing?
Krispy Kreme: Less filling, just as fattening.
McDonalds: Always a good idea. Until afterwards.
Starbucks: Long lines, high prices and the best legal high available.
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posted by Justin at 3:23 PM
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I love the IKEA one!
Google: We just want to take over the world.
That Ben & Jerry's tagline could totally fit into a campaign — they're daring enough of a brand to pull that off.
very clever!
OMG. Macdonalds and Apple so saw me coming a mile away…
The McDonalds one is fab...
I broke my "no major carbs past 5pm" rule the other day for a quarter-pounder meal and felt so bad for TWO DAYS! I had been craving it for about 2 days leading up to the meal...
Disgusting.
McDonalds is the devil. :-)
Cici's Pizza: Where everyone goes home happy if the bathroom is available.
Twitter: What are you doing? How about now? ...and now?
Facebook: A free social network. Now valued at $15 billion!
Wendy's tagline should be the same as Taco Bell. I think they stay open until like 3:00a.m.., on the weekends. The bars all close at 2:00a.m., so go figure!
Too funny!
Facebook: Find all the people from your past you've been trying so very hard to forget.
Blogger: We know you're simple too.
Wordpress: We ain't Blogger.
TheWeatherNetwork.com: If we were actually right sometimes, you'd be paying for this service.
Google: Someday the rest of you will learn how to search.
USA- will the last one to leave please switch off the light!!!
At our local McDonalds one day, a visitor from Germany ordered a beer.
We all had a good laugh and the I explained that McDonalds doesn't sell beer in the U.S.
"That means you haff come for der food!" he said, laughing at us.
The Republican Party: We care about children. Until they're born.
TheWeatherNetwork.com: Any accurate weather forecast is purely coincidental...
awesome read ... hehe ...
so true ...
Loved the U Haul one.
Facebook - Finally speak to the hot chick you had a crush on in Grade 10!
Digg.com: You're not surfing the web on company time, you're "Buzz Monitoring".
MySpace-Lonely? Find your old high school GF and see if she wants to shag.
The Ikea one is 100% true, as my wife would say "We need adult furniture now".
Google: Are we a verb yet?
Flickr: Where people can steal your high quality photos, ignoring Creative Commons licenses!
Apple: Selling you a pretty PC for a pretty penny.
Democrats-- We care about people. Until they vote for us
E-Vite: When you care enough to do the very least.
I must say - it is hard to choose, wow. -- I love them. I am going to frame them some how at home. And how about proposing them for http://www.threadless.com/, I can do the design?
great.
Isa (Maria Isabel Gouverneur
Speaking of New Jersey:
"we’re defined by our exits”
18 exits between where you started and where you want to go.
NJ, Tolls are Us
Pay the toll to leave, everyone does.
Or, as Robert Klein said— “150 miles of artificial fart.”
Windows: You'll buy our crap, because you've been doing it for years anyway.
The Republican Party: Family values before the bedroom door closes.
Microsoft: "hehehe... what? No, that wasn't an evil laugh."
USA:when the power of love is greater then the love of power...the world will know true peace
Google: I know what you did last summer!
:) I'm soo gonna digg this :P great read
Verizon: Can you bill me now?
Isn't it so true about Southwest Airlines?! How about creating a tag line for the lame service at United?
Really, really awesome! You are the best!
StumbleUpon: C'mon, one more time. You know you want to.
Youtube: Because you have nothing better to do.
Coca Cola-Enjoy...your trip to the dentist.
This page would be better if it didn't have the Samsung line.
Samsung is a thousand times better than Sony.
stumbleupon: making your bookmark list 50 miles long since 2004!
Macdonalds - adapted from the "I'm loving it" tag:
Badabababaaaa I'm eating sh*t
Dick Cheney: Every step America takes makes me richer.
Exxon-Mobil: That's right, drop 'em and grab your ankles...
Fox News: You people are so stupid.
funny
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The U-haul tagline is SO true. I once reserved a truck 3 months in advance. They called me the day before i was supposed to move to tell me that it was my fault that they didn't have one for me.
republican party: anyone else find it ironic that we are against gay marriage?
IPod and McDonalds... Loved them!
But then again, they are ALL excellent!
Google: We're taking over the world. But not with an evil intent.
Microsoft: Well fix it on the next release or service pack...
iphone: we could tell you to go ifuck your sister and you would still buy our product.
Agreed. Samsung > Sony.
Wordpress: Only 34 people will read what you have to say if you get Dugg anyways.
AT&T: You need us so we'll charge you twice what Bellsouth did.
Fox News : Right!
Yea... That Sony line ruined this..
Only good thing sony ever made was the PS2.
Digg.com: You can do your work later anyway.
TimeWarner: What?! u want cable...go fuck yoourself and read a book for two weeks and well be there when we feel like it.
Nokia thousand times better than Samsung
WONDERFUL! TOO FUNNY!
iPhone: It sucks, but it is from Apple.
myspace: the more friends you have, the more we know you don't have any.
Diebold- Push our shiny buttons of democracy. We'll take care of the rest.
BellSouth: Yea, we charged less, but our business failed.
DIGG-404 SERVER ERROR
Apple: Shit wrapped up pretty with a bow on top.
I love the McDonalds one :)
Air France : Where do you want your Strike today ?
Great one. Perhaps you should compile all of these into a change this type manifesto.
Wal-Mart : Save Money, so our executives can live better!
China : Our toys will destroy your generation, so we can take over your country in future easily.
Microsoft : We make all what Google, Apple and Yahoo make. This identity crisis makes us suck!
Exxon : Keep buying Hummers!
Haha, nice ideas!
- free ipod touch
I don't know why anyone would "accidentally" buy panasonic instead of sony. These days Sony's standards are below par (I work in electricals) and panasonic better them in most markets and for a better price too. Panasonic Plasma vs Sony LCD? No question. The only thing Sony still do well, is Cameras. But hideously overpriced.
Google: Your information in our hands.
Wal Mart... The "only" place to shop.
Target... The only place to shop if you don't like Wal Mart.
Kmart... The only place to shop if there's no Wal Mart or Target within a 50 mile radius of where you live.
Photobucket... where teenage girls post provocative pictures of themselves and are shocked when they somehow get out...
Liberals - so open-minded that the brains have fallen out.
Democrates - because winning the wars is SO overrated
hey, you did me twice!
Apple: stealing others technology and dipping it in glitter since 1976
Comcast: Customer Service is sooooo last decade.
Myspace: "Where the guys are guys, the girls are guys, and the kids are cops"
Oh how how i did laugh when i heard that one.
For the ipod breaking in a year one, I've had my nano for a few years. One time I was riding my bike while listening to it, and I dropped it onto the road, then ran over it with my back tire. Still works great.
windows vista: are you crazy?
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