ten cnn headlines that would make me giddy
"O.J. Confesses"
"ESPN to Start Covering Mixed Martial Arts"
"In n’ Out Burger to Open New York City Franchise"
"Senate Accidentally Passes Universal Healthcare Bill in Spontaneous Late Night Session after Night of Heavy Drinking"
"Sarah Jessica Parker 'Done With Acting Career'"
"Sudden, Inexplicable Demand in the Workforce for Masters in Media Studies"
"MTA to Enact 'No Talking on Subway Trains Before 11AM' Rule"
"Airline Price War Drops Round-Trip Fare to Brazil to $99"
"Quentin Tarantino and Spike Lee to Finish Careers as Art Directors and Documentary Producers, Apologize for Years of One-Dimensional, Stereotypical Characters"
"Carrot Top and Ashton Kutcher Still Missing"
"ESPN to Start Covering Mixed Martial Arts"
"In n’ Out Burger to Open New York City Franchise"
"Senate Accidentally Passes Universal Healthcare Bill in Spontaneous Late Night Session after Night of Heavy Drinking"
"Sarah Jessica Parker 'Done With Acting Career'"
"Sudden, Inexplicable Demand in the Workforce for Masters in Media Studies"
"MTA to Enact 'No Talking on Subway Trains Before 11AM' Rule"
"Airline Price War Drops Round-Trip Fare to Brazil to $99"
"Quentin Tarantino and Spike Lee to Finish Careers as Art Directors and Documentary Producers, Apologize for Years of One-Dimensional, Stereotypical Characters"
"Carrot Top and Ashton Kutcher Still Missing"
posted by Justin at 12:10 PM
1 Comments:
one of my personal favorites, the onion rejected, was "christopher reeves stuck at bottom of stairway to heaven." it's not for everyone, but it still makes me smile.
keep up the good work. i missed you posting.
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