a list of the ten worst coworkers or bosses I've ever had (in no particular order):
1. The guy who called in a bomb-threat so he wouldn't get in trouble for being late again.
2. The boss who ate the same lunch every day (one slice of bologna on wheat bread sans condiment) and whose catch phrase was “just to let you know.”
3. The guy who stole a potted plant from the lobby.
4. The 300-plus pound female cook from West Virginia who openly drank on the job and once grabbed my ass and exclaimed "now THIS is what I'm talkin' about" to the delight of all the waitresses (I was sixteen).
5. The guy who smelled like wet dog.
6. The boss who shamelessly referenced her husband's inability to find work as of late when asked about a previously promised raise (they owned a brownstone).
7. The semi-famous chef who sexually harassed the entire staff (regardless of race, gender or age) but didn't find it funny when I re-wrote his press-kit bio as if he were a sexual predator on the run.
8. The girl who bartered the company’s services for free drinks and appetizers from a bar around the corner while we were on the clock (that was awesome).
9. The creepy boss who looked like an albino frog, and would close his eyes and lean his head back while talking during our weekly "one on one" meetings.
10. The middle-aged woman with two kids who spent hours flicking rubber bands at me and sent me pornographic email (she was married to a cop).
2. The boss who ate the same lunch every day (one slice of bologna on wheat bread sans condiment) and whose catch phrase was “just to let you know.”
3. The guy who stole a potted plant from the lobby.
4. The 300-plus pound female cook from West Virginia who openly drank on the job and once grabbed my ass and exclaimed "now THIS is what I'm talkin' about" to the delight of all the waitresses (I was sixteen).
5. The guy who smelled like wet dog.
6. The boss who shamelessly referenced her husband's inability to find work as of late when asked about a previously promised raise (they owned a brownstone).
7. The semi-famous chef who sexually harassed the entire staff (regardless of race, gender or age) but didn't find it funny when I re-wrote his press-kit bio as if he were a sexual predator on the run.
8. The girl who bartered the company’s services for free drinks and appetizers from a bar around the corner while we were on the clock (that was awesome).
9. The creepy boss who looked like an albino frog, and would close his eyes and lean his head back while talking during our weekly "one on one" meetings.
10. The middle-aged woman with two kids who spent hours flicking rubber bands at me and sent me pornographic email (she was married to a cop).
posted by Justin at 4:14 PM
1 Comments:
O___O some people huh !
the guy who stole the plant was the one that made me laugh lo0l !
as if he couldn't afford a plant of his own =.=
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